Devices of Questionable Ethics #1 and #2
04/02/21
#1
A programmable circuit connected to a button, 7-segment display, and buzzer, small enough to be placed inside an oral thermometer. And in fact, is meant to be placed inside an oral thermometer.
When pressed once, the 7-segment display lights up and starts displaying an ascending sequence of numbers with one decimal place. After 5 seconds, it beeps and shows a random value greater than 35.0 and lesser than 37.5. The seed for the pseudorandom number generator is controlled by the potential difference of the battery.
When pressed twice in quick succession (within 0.5 seconds), the 7-segment display lights up and starts displaying an ascending sequence of numbers with one decimal place. After 5 seconds, it beeps and shows a random value greater than 37.7 and lesser than 42.0. The seed for the pseudorandom number generator is controlled by the potential difference of the battery.
Use case: perhaps say maybe in the occurrence that you happen to live in a police state and there is some zombie invasion going around and people who have been bitten by the zombie have a very high metabolic rate. I don’t know why one would want to be identified as a soon-to-be zombie, but ok.
#2
Mini remote-controlled blinds for your car plates.
Or if that’s too sus, a remote-controlled sliding “door” for your car plate. At the click of a button, a hidden car plate emerges and slides over your actual car plate, thus covering your actual car plate and placing another faux car plate over it.
Not sure if these are more or less questionable as compared to the strap-on-corset-TENS-back-brace-filterless-scuba-suit that I once tried to design.
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